Chris says: Now im sad. I even had a gun made out of pen connectors. I was gonna run round and Jack Bauer with.
Bert says: Well, keep it for the weekend. That's what we'll do. Instead of, like, what normal people do.
Chris says: Damn normal people *shakes fist*
Bert says: Which is go out and get drunk
Chris says: We could be Jack Bauer drunk. Can you imagine the awesomeness of that?
Bert says: That would be off the fucking wall
Bert says: We should totally do it.
Bert says: *phone rings*
Bert says: Mrs Batchler? Your son is now addicted to heroin from being Jack Bauer
Chris says: He also shot many innocent civilians, and the only reason he gave us "They killed my wife"
Bert says: And who the fuck is Audrey?
Chris says: And then he went into a chinese restuarant and..well..we won't tell you what happened there...
Bert says: "Bailiff, read the charges"
"Public drunkeness, drug use, ten homocides and inappropriate conduct towards someone called Kim."
Bert says: "Defence, your case."
Bert says: "I'm Jack fucking Bauer"
Bert says: "Not guilty"
chris says: *matt damon then proceeds to shoot judge in head*
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